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Ass Holes

Fun – All Right

Raise a glass for Ashmita Bajracharya!

The original author behind this piece.


Let’s begin!

Call it our tragedy, a curse, the disease to Humanity on a broader lens — that we have riches of Ass Holes in our lives. Owen Wilson in a movie ‘The Internship’ (Go watch, highly recommended) quotes, “… there’s always some joker who likes to play fuckaround. I guess that’s you, Graham.”

And most certainly, there are these kinds of weird clowns in almost e.v.e.r.y.o.n.e’s life.


The ones, always with an opinion over things with no skin-in-the-game.

Someone who gets immense high in belittling people (at every shot they get) with their satirical injections.

Someone pathologized with a superiority-f**ing-complex. Someone who thinks the world revolves around them and that they’re the messiah of truth and only but the truth and that everyone around them are stoned fuckers. Amazing sample ae’.

Someone who finds the likes of masturbatitious pleasure in poking at everyone’s business with their self-centered and blurred and baseless and contrived and limited and intelligently foolish belief system.

Someone who tries to shove-in their pathetic bullshits (mostly religious, or made-up-philosophical recipes) down your throat and into your blood system. These self-acclaimed Harbinger of truths and deceitful Geniuses.

Gross!

Only remember, they’re all-in … all-fucking-in — for lies, and for insults, and for bitching, and for complaining, and for inflicting fears, and for crushing your confidence, and for suffocating the innocence out of you and mushrooming self-doubts in you instead; and for merely, merely corrupting your life’s Operating System, yes, your fucking L.I.F.E with their super dense, and mindless, and careless, and heartless stupidity.

And, if you’re asking how to really notice these pathogens out-of-this-air?

Easy. Butt in the hole — chatbots!

Walaaaah ~~


Carbondioxide for life.

Dumbs for life.

p.s. You know what, spare a life of real cockroach.

But, Baegon these cockroaches from your kitchen!

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